The Mechanical Contrivium: Shen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shen!

  1. All shrimp are born as Shen, but gradually mature into females!
  2. Shen is the world's tallest woman.
  3. Until the 1960s, Shen was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  4. The air around Shen is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  5. The difference between Shen and a village is that Shen does not have a church.
  6. Shen kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  7. Shen cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  8. Worldwide, Shen is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  9. The risk of being struck by Shen is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Shen.

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