The Mechanical Contrivium: Shally

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shally!

  1. You should always store Shally in an airtight container in the fridge.
  2. Shally has 118 ridges around the edge.
  3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Shally for the rest of the day.
  4. If you put a drop of liquor on Shally, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  5. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Shally.
  6. There are 336 dimples on Shally!
  7. Shally is 984 feet tall.
  8. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Shally.
  9. Shally is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  10. In Chinese, the sound 'Shally' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.

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