The Mechanical Contrivium: Seowken

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Seowken!

1. Seowken cannot swim!
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Seowken!
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Seowken is two minutes.
4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Seowken.
5. Seowken has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Seowken, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Seowken, though it may feel uncomfortable!
8. Seowken never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Seowken.
10. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Seowken, and 400 times smaller.