The Mechanical Contrivium: Seokhwee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Seokhwee!

  1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Seokhwee with his left foot.
  2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Seokhwee!
  3. Donald Duck's middle name is Seokhwee!
  4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Seokhwee!
  5. The first Seokhwee was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  6. You should always open Seokhwee at least an hour before drinking her.
  7. Native Americans never actually ate Seokhwee; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  8. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Seokhwee!
  9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Seokhwee.
  10. It's bad luck to whistle near Seokhwee.

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