The Mechanical Contrivium: Semiotic_pirate

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Semiotic_pirate!

  1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Semiotic_pirate!
  2. If Semiotic_pirate was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Semiotic_pirate.
  4. Semiotic_pirate can live for up to a week without a head!
  5. Semiotic_pirate was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  6. Semiotic_pirate is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  7. Semiotic_pirate can turn her stomach inside out!
  8. Semiotic_pirate cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  9. Semiotic_pirate became extinct in England in 1486.
  10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Semiotic_pirate.

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