The Mechanical Contrivium: Satine

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Satine!

  1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Satine.
  2. When Satine is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  3. If you lace Satine from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Satine.
  5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Satine orbiting the Earth.
  6. Satine has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Satine would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!
  8. Satine is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  9. A Satineometer is used to measure Satine!
  10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Satine.

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