The Mechanical Contrivium: Sapphire_child

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sapphire_child!

  1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Sapphire_child.
  2. If you toss Sapphire_child 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Sapphire_child would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Sapphire_child.
  5. It can take Sapphire_child several days to move just through one tree.
  6. An average beaver can cut down Sapphire_child every year!
  7. All shrimp are born as Sapphire_child, but gradually mature into females!
  8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Sapphire_child.
  9. Sapphire_child is incapable of sleep!
  10. Sapphire_child can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.