The Mechanical Contrivium: Saeryn777

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Saeryn777!

  1. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Saeryn777.
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Saeryn777 is two minutes!
  3. Ostriches stick their heads in Saeryn777 not to hide but to look for water!
  4. Saeryn777 once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  5. Saeryn777 was originally called Cheerioats.
  6. The horns of Saeryn777 are made entirely from hair!
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Saeryn777 its 'Man of the Year'!
  8. Saeryn777 can taste with her feet.
  9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Saeryn777!
  10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Saeryn777.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.