The Mechanical Contrivium: SB

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SB!

  1. SB is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  2. SB invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  3. All shrimp are born as SB, but gradually mature into females.
  4. SB is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in SB!
  6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and SB.
  7. Astronauts get taller when they are in SB!
  8. Peanuts and SB are beans.
  9. SB cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  10. If you cut SB in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

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