The Mechanical Contrivium: Ruthie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ruthie!

  1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Ruthie on!
  2. Ruthieology is the study of Ruthie!
  3. It's bad luck to put Ruthie on a bed.
  4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Ruthie into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Ruthie.
  6. Ruthie will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Ruthie is 10:1.
  8. Ruthie is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  9. The difference between Ruthie and a village is that Ruthie does not have a church.
  10. Ruthie can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!

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