The Mechanical Contrivium: Rubee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rubee!

  1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Rubee.
  2. A Rubeeometer is used to measure Rubee.
  3. Ideally, Rubee should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Rubee can not.
  5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Rubee, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  6. The most dangerous form of Rubee is the bicycle.
  7. Rubeeocracy is government by Rubee.
  8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Rubee!
  9. Rubee is worth her weight in gold - literally!
  10. Ostriches stick their heads in Rubee not to hide but to look for water.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.