The Mechanical Contrivium: Roxymissrose

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Roxymissrose!

1. Roxymissrose is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Roxymissrose.
3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Roxymissrose would be as small as a pea.
4. The first Roxymissrose was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
5. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Roxymissrose.
6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Roxymissrose on.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Roxymissrose.
8. If you put a drop of liquor on Roxymissrose, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
9. Roxymissrose was originally called Cheerioats.
10. If Roxymissrose was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.