The Mechanical Contrivium: Retrohypnoosi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Retrohypnoosi!

  1. Retrohypnoosi can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  2. Retrohypnoosi was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  3. Retrohypnoosi has a memory span of three seconds!
  4. Retrohypnoosi can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Retrohypnoosi is the victim!
  6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Retrohypnoosi as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  7. Retrohypnoosi does not have toes.
  8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Retrohypnoosi, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Retrohypnoosi!
  10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Retrohypnoosi!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.