The Mechanical Contrivium: RedSilkRobe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about RedSilkRobe!

  1. The international dialling code for RedSilkRobe is 672!
  2. Americans discard enough RedSilkRobe to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for RedSilkRobe is two minutes!
  4. RedSilkRobeology is the study of RedSilkRobe.
  5. If you lick RedSilkRobe ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  6. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in RedSilkRobe.
  7. RedSilkRobe has a bifurcated penis.
  8. The most dangerous form of RedSilkRobe is the bicycle.
  9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil RedSilkRobe!
  10. RedSilkRobe will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.