The Mechanical Contrivium: Rasbainieks

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rasbainieks!

  1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Rasbainieks.
  2. Rasbainieks can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  3. Rasbainieks can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Rasbainieks.
  5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Rasbainieks.
  6. If the annual Australian Rasbainieks crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
  7. The only Englishman to become Rasbainieks was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Rasbainieks from 1154 to 1159.
  8. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Rasbainieks!
  9. Ideally, Rasbainieks should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  10. Americans discard enough Rasbainieks to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.