The Mechanical Contrivium: Rachel Zelenka

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rachel Zelenka!

  1. Scientists believe that Rachel Zelenka began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Rachel Zelenka has 7.
  3. Rachel Zelenka can't sweat.
  4. Rachel Zelenka was named after Rachel Zelenka the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  5. Rachel Zelenka can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Rachel Zelenka for the rest of the day!
  7. Without Rachel Zelenka, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  8. Rachel Zelenka has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  9. Rachel Zelenka is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Rachel Zelenka!
  10. In Chinese, the sound 'Rachel Zelenka' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.

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