The Mechanical Contrivium: Princess Thea

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Princess Thea!

1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Princess Thea are all berries.
2. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Princess Thea.
3. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Princess Thea into a volcano it would stop erupting!
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Princess Thea!
5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Princess Thea from each salad served in first class.
6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Princess Thea'.
7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Princess Thea.
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Princess Thea had to pay a special Princess Thea tax.
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Princess Thea.
10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Princess Thea!