The Mechanical Contrivium: Pretty Joanna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pretty Joanna!

1. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Pretty Joanna, and 400 times smaller.
2. The international dialling code for Pretty Joanna is 672!
3. If you lace Pretty Joanna from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
4. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Pretty Joanna would protect them from evil spirits!
5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Pretty Joanna as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Pretty Joanna!
7. Pretty Joanna kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
8. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Pretty Joanna.
9. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Pretty Joanna.
10. If Pretty Joanna was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.