The Mechanical Contrivium: Potatoassassin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Potatoassassin!

1. If you put a drop of liquor on Potatoassassin, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Potatoassassin.
3. Potatoassassinomancy is the art of telling the future with Potatoassassin.
4. The porpoise is second to Potatoassassin as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Potatoassassin orbiting the Earth.
6. The first domain name ever registered was Potatoassassin.com.
7. Potatoassassin has 118 ridges around the edge!
8. Potatoassassinolatry is the mindless worship of Potatoassassin!
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Potatoassassin and water.
10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Potatoassassin.