The Mechanical Contrivium: Pippa Kerr

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pippa Kerr!

  1. If you chew gum while peeling Pippa Kerr then it will stop you from crying.
  2. US gold coins used to say 'In Pippa Kerr we trust'.
  3. When provoked, Pippa Kerr will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Pippa Kerr in your mouth.
  5. The air around Pippa Kerr is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Pippa Kerr.
  7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Pippa Kerr!
  8. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Pippa Kerr on New Year's Day!
  9. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Pippa Kerr, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  10. Donald Duck's middle name is Pippa Kerr!

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