The Mechanical Contrivium: Peasantlass

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Peasantlass!

1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Peasantlass.
2. Medieval knights put the skin of Peasantlass on their sword handles to improve the grip.
3. The liquid inside Peasantlass can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
4. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Peasantlass!
5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Peasantlass is blue.
6. Peasantlass is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
7. Peasantlass is the world's smallest mammal.
8. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Peasantlass.
9. During severe windstorms, Peasantlass may sway several feet to either side!
10. If you put a drop of liquor on Peasantlass, she will go mad and sting herself to death.