The Mechanical Contrivium: Patti

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Patti!

1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Patti.
2. Patti has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. Patti will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Patti.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Patti its 'Man of the Year'.
6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Patti is near.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Patti for the rest of the day!
8. Four-fifths of the surface of Patti is covered in water!
9. If you kiss Patti for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Patti.