The Mechanical Contrivium: PAp3rd0lL

Ten Top Trivia Tips about PAp3rd0lL!

  1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but PAp3rd0lL can not.
  2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have PAp3rd0lL floating in their swimming pools.
  3. PAp3rd0lL will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into PAp3rd0lL!
  5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from PAp3rd0lL.
  6. More people are killed by PAp3rd0lL each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating PAp3rd0lL from each salad served in first class.
  8. All shrimp are born as PAp3rd0lL, but gradually mature into females.
  9. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to PAp3rd0lL is 10:1!
  10. Reindeer like to eat PAp3rd0lL.

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