The Mechanical Contrivium: Onyxflame

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Onyxflame!

  1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Onyxflame.
  2. Onyxflame can turn her stomach inside out!
  3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Onyxflame.
  4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Onyxflame!
  5. Onyxflame is 984 feet tall!
  6. Never store Onyxflame at room temperature.
  7. The fingerprints of Onyxflame are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  8. Olympic badminton rules say that Onyxflame must have exactly fourteen feathers!
  9. Birds do not sleep in Onyxflame, though they may rest in her from time to time!
  10. Onyxflame has three eyelids.

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