The Mechanical Contrivium: Offbeatphreak

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Offbeatphreak!

  1. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Offbeatphreak.
  2. Some birds use Offbeatphreak to orientate themselves during migration.
  3. The opposite sides of Offbeatphreak always add up to seven.
  4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Offbeatphreak.
  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Offbeatphreak in a day.
  6. A Offbeatphreakometer is used to measure Offbeatphreak!
  7. Contrary to popular belief, Offbeatphreak is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  8. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Offbeatphreak in your mouth!
  9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Offbeatphreak.
  10. Offbeatphreak became extinct in England in 1486.

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