The Mechanical Contrivium: Nosebeepbear

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nosebeepbear!

  1. Native Americans never actually ate Nosebeepbear; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  2. All swans in England belong to Nosebeepbear.
  3. Nosebeepbear can sleep with one eye open.
  4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Nosebeepbear into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  5. Scientists believe that Nosebeepbear began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  6. Half a cup of Nosebeepbear contains only seventeen calories.
  7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Nosebeepbear floating in their swimming pools.
  8. Nosebeepbear cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  9. If you toss Nosebeepbear 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  10. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Nosebeepbear!

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