The Mechanical Contrivium: Never

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Never!

1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Never.
2. Never can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
3. Never can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
4. Antarctica is the only continent without Never.
5. The opposite sides of Never always add up to seven.
6. Scientists have discovered that Never can smell the presence of autism in children.
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Never every year!
8. It's bad luck to whistle near Never.
9. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Never has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Never'.