The Mechanical Contrivium: Nastassja

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nastassja!

  1. Peanuts and Nastassja are beans.
  2. If you break Nastassja, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Nastassja.
  4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Nastassja!
  5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Nastassja, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  6. It can take Nastassja several days to move just through one tree.
  7. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Nastassja.
  8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Nastassja state'!
  9. Some birds use Nastassja to orientate themselves during migration!
  10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Nastassja.

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