The Mechanical Contrivium: My cunt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My cunt!

  1. My cunt is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as My cunt.
  3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted My cunt.
  4. My cuntocracy is government by My cunt.
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by My cunt as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat My cunt, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  7. Red My cunt at night, shepherd's delight. Red My cunt at morning, shepherd's warning.
  8. The air around My cunt is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than My cunt.
  10. My cunt cannot be detected by infrared cameras!

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