The Mechanical Contrivium: Mrs Colwell

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mrs Colwell!

  1. Reindeer like to eat Mrs Colwell.
  2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Mrs Colwell.
  3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Mrs Colwell!
  4. Red Mrs Colwell at night, shepherd's delight. Red Mrs Colwell at morning, shepherd's warning.
  5. New Zealand was the first place to allow Mrs Colwell to vote!
  6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Mrs Colwell!
  7. You can tell if Mrs Colwell has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  8. Mrs Colwellocracy is government by Mrs Colwell.
  9. Mrs Colwell has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  10. Some birds use Mrs Colwell to orientate themselves during migration!

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