The Mechanical Contrivium: Moonlitbeaches

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moonlitbeaches!

  1. Moonlitbeaches has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  2. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Moonlitbeaches in a day!
  3. Two grams of Moonlitbeaches provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
  4. Moonlitbeaches once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  5. Moonlitbeaches is 984 feet tall!
  6. Moonlitbeaches can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  7. Originally, Moonlitbeaches could not fly.
  8. The difference between Moonlitbeaches and a village is that Moonlitbeaches does not have a church.
  9. Moonlitbeachesocracy is government by Moonlitbeaches.
  10. Without Moonlitbeaches, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.

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