The Mechanical Contrivium: Mobmama

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mobmama!

  1. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mobmama!
  2. Mobmama was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Mobmama, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  4. In Japan, Mobmama can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  5. Mobmama can turn her stomach inside out.
  6. If you lace Mobmama from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  7. Mobmama once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  8. Originally, Mobmama could not fly.
  9. Mobmama is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Mobmama in your mouth.

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