The Mechanical Contrivium: Mj.blonde

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mj.blonde!

  1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Mj.blonde.
  2. If you break Mj.blonde, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Mj.blonde can not.
  4. The porpoise is second to Mj.blonde as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Mj.blonde.
  6. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Mj.blonde!
  7. Mj.blonde has a memory span of three seconds.
  8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Mj.blonde, and 400 times smaller.
  9. Mj.blonde can turn her stomach inside out!
  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Mj.blonde.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.