The Mechanical Contrivium: Misty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Misty!

  1. Misty was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  2. Contrary to popular belief, Misty is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  3. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Misty has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  4. Misty can live for up to a week without a head!
  5. Misty can last longer without water than a camel can.
  6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Misty is near.
  7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Misty.
  8. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Misty!
  9. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Misty!
  10. Misty will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

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