The Mechanical Contrivium: Minako Aino

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Minako Aino!

  1. Minako Aino is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  2. When Minako Aino is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Minako Aino.
  4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Minako Aino, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  5. Minako Aino is incapable of sleep!
  6. To check whether Minako Aino is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Minako Aino will sink, and fresh Minako Aino will float.
  7. Minako Aino cannot swim!
  8. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Minako Aino.
  9. Minako Aino can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  10. Minako Aino has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.