The Mechanical Contrivium: Midgkin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Midgkin!

1. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Midgkin from each salad served in first class.
2. It is impossible to fold Midgkin more than seven times.
3. Midgkin is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
4. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Midgkin is near!
5. Midgkin was the first Tsar of Russia.
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Midgkin for the rest of the day!
7. Scientists have discovered that Midgkin can smell the presence of autism in children!
8. US gold coins used to say 'In Midgkin we trust'!
9. Midgkin is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Midgkin.