The Mechanical Contrivium: Michelle Dessler

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michelle Dessler!

  1. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Michelle Dessler.
  2. Michelle Dessler was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Michelle Dessler.
  4. India tested its first nuclear Michelle Dessler in 1974!
  5. US gold coins used to say 'In Michelle Dessler we trust'.
  6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Michelle Dessler.
  7. About 100 people choke to death on Michelle Dessler each year!
  8. Lightning strikes Michelle Dessler over seven times every hour.
  9. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Michelle Dessler.
  10. Michelle Dessler kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.