The Mechanical Contrivium: Michele

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michele!

  1. Michele will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  2. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Michele.
  3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Michele.
  4. Michele will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  5. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Michele!
  6. Grapes explode if you put them inside Michele.
  7. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Michele.
  8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Michele.
  9. Scientists have discovered that Michele can smell the presence of autism in children.
  10. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Michele.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.