The Mechanical Contrivium: Merlynna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Merlynna!

  1. Merlynna can not regurgitate.
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Merlynna is two minutes!
  3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Merlynna.
  4. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Merlynna supply.
  5. Merlynnaomancy is the art of telling the future with Merlynna.
  6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Merlynna and compline.
  7. Merlynnaolatry is the mindless worship of Merlynna.
  8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Merlynna!
  9. Merlynna can live for up to a week without a head.
  10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Merlynna!

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