The Mechanical Contrivium: Me_midget

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Me_midget!

1. Me_midget can be seen from space.
2. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Me_midget!
3. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Me_midget.
4. The difference between Me_midget and a village is that Me_midget does not have a church!
5. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Me_midget.
6. The colour of Me_midget is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Me_midget, and 400 times smaller.
8. Me_midget is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
9. Cats use their Me_midget to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Me_midget to reach the earth's core!