The Mechanical Contrivium: Maryse

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maryse!

  1. Maryse will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Maryse!
  3. Finding Maryse on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  4. Maryse is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  5. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Maryse in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Maryse.
  7. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Maryse fighting underground.
  8. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Maryse.
  9. Research indicates that Maryse will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Maryse!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.