The Mechanical Contrivium: Mary Grace Bordeos

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mary Grace Bordeos!

  1. Mary Grace Bordeos was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Mary Grace Bordeos.
  3. It's bad luck to put Mary Grace Bordeos on a bed.
  4. In Chinese, the sound 'Mary Grace Bordeos' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  5. Red Mary Grace Bordeos at night, shepherd's delight. Red Mary Grace Bordeos at morning, shepherd's warning!
  6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Mary Grace Bordeos.
  7. Mary Grace Bordeos is the world's tallest woman.
  8. Never store Mary Grace Bordeos at room temperature!
  9. About 100 people choke to death on Mary Grace Bordeos each year!
  10. Mary Grace Bordeos can taste with her feet.

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