The Mechanical Contrivium: Martinemonster

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Martinemonster!

1. You can tell if Martinemonster has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Martinemonster!
3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Martinemonster.
4. If you put a drop of liquor on Martinemonster, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Martinemonster is near!
6. Over half of Americans are officially Martinemonster!
7. Martinemonster is actually a mammal, not a fish.
8. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Martinemonster.
9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Martinemonster would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
10. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Martinemonster!