The Mechanical Contrivium: Marissa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marissa!

1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Marissa supply.
2. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Marissa are all berries.
3. Marissa can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Marissa!
5. Marissa is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
6. The condom - originally made from Marissa - was invented in the early 1500s!
7. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Marissa is two minutes.
8. Marissa can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
9. Marissa can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
10. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Marissa!