The Mechanical Contrivium: Mal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mal!

  1. Mal has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  2. US gold coins used to say 'In Mal we trust'.
  3. It can take Mal several days to move just through one tree!
  4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Mal has 7.
  5. Native Americans never actually ate Mal; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  6. Mal is the world's tallest woman.
  7. The colour of Mal is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  8. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Mal.
  9. Over half of Americans are officially Mal.
  10. The only planet that rotates on its side is Mal.

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