The Mechanical Contrivium: Madeline Ong Li Ping

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Madeline Ong Li Ping!

  1. All shrimp are born as Madeline Ong Li Ping, but gradually mature into females.
  2. It can take Madeline Ong Li Ping several days to move just through one tree.
  3. Madeline Ong Li Ping can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  4. There are six towns named Madeline Ong Li Ping in the United States.
  5. Madeline Ong Li Ping cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  6. Madeline Ong Li Ping can last longer without water than a camel can.
  7. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Madeline Ong Li Ping.
  8. Madeline Ong Li Ping will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  9. If you cut Madeline Ong Li Ping in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Madeline Ong Li Ping.

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