The Mechanical Contrivium: Lusea

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lusea!

  1. To check whether Lusea is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Lusea will sink, and fresh Lusea will float.
  2. More people are killed by Lusea each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Lusea!
  4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Lusea!
  5. If you lick Lusea ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  6. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Lusea.
  7. Lusea cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
  8. Lusea can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Lusea for the rest of the day.
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Lusea and compline.

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