The Mechanical Contrivium: Luanie-monster

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Luanie-monster!

  1. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Luanie-monster!
  2. Luanie-monster once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  3. Luanie-monster is worth her weight in gold - literally.
  4. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Luanie-monster has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  5. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Luanie-monster.
  6. Luanie-monster can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  7. Medieval knights put the skin of Luanie-monster on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  8. Luanie-monster can taste with her feet!
  9. US gold coins used to say 'In Luanie-monster we trust'.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling Luanie-monster then it will stop you from crying!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.