The Mechanical Contrivium: Lolitta

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lolitta!

  1. The patron saint of Lolitta is Saint Eugenie.
  2. Olive oil was used for washing Lolitta in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Lolitta.
  4. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Lolitta!
  5. Half a cup of Lolitta contains only seventeen calories.
  6. Lolitta can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Lolitta!
  8. When provoked, Lolitta will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  9. Lolitta is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Lolitta!

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