The Mechanical Contrivium: Littlepinkcanoe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Littlepinkcanoe!

  1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Littlepinkcanoe are all berries.
  2. If you break Littlepinkcanoe, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Littlepinkcanoe.
  4. Littlepinkcanoe is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Littlepinkcanoe.
  6. Scientists have discovered that Littlepinkcanoe can smell the presence of autism in children.
  7. If you drop Littlepinkcanoe from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  8. Littlepinkcanoe is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  9. Tradition allows women to propose to Littlepinkcanoe only during leap years.
  10. Littlepinkcanoe cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!

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